10 Of My Favorite BADASS Mommy Quotes
I love writing some of my quotes. it’s like a vent to my sarcastic thoughts and also works as an outlet for humor for my viewers. But have you ever wondered which ones are my personal favorites? Then here you are! Here are some of my favorite badass mommy quotes, also posted on my Instagram feed! Check out the hashtag #QuoteMummasaurus on IG & FB to find a compilation of these badass mommy quotes.
1. A Piece of your Mind
If you are always giving away a piece of your mind, everyone will know that you have finally lost it!
2. A Fire Blowing Dragon Queen
I’m not a princess that needs saving. I’m that Bloody Dragon Queen that’s blowing fire on anyone or anything that comes near her castle
3. Give the Cocky one a Pair of Twins
Me to myself at some point in life: “Man, I have a hold on life! I’m good at multitasking!”
God: Give the Cocky one a pair of Twins
4. Parenting could be easy
Parenting could actually be a lot more easy of they let us hurl SH** & FU** as often as we’d like to.
5. The Kind of People you Must keep in life
4:00 PM: Message Sent
4:00 PM: Message Seen
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4:00 PM: Reply Received.
These are the kind of people you should always keep in life.
6. It’s In the to-do for sure
Moms will rule the world, just after they have finished the laundry, have cleaned enough poop, cooked food for everybody, finished client submissions, met deadlines, did festive arrangements, put their baby to sleep, finish the next level of their game, got their eyebrows done and painted their chipped nails. It’s in the to-do for sure!
7. Selfless Love
Selfless Love is when you put their electronic device on charging even when it is at 45 %, while yours is actually at 3%
8. Heartbreak
You Do not know the true meaning of heartbreak until your day begins with “Didi, mai aaj se kaam pe nahi ayegi. Mere ko Amarjancy me Gaao Jane ka hai”
9. Burn Fat
Every time your husband says – ” What? Not This again! I want to eat something else, something nice”, it should actually burn fat cells and make us slim.
10. Actually, Need Hospitalization
Being a Mom, I do not know if I Need a nap, need to go shopping, need a break or actually need Hospitalization.
Which of these badass mommy quotes is your favorite??!
Share your favorite badass mommy quote with me, in the comments below.
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mummasaurus
Wife to one, Mom to two and a friend to a hundred. Good, bad, awesome and horrible, all in one! Been through depression myself, I value the power of Entertainment and HUmor in our everyday life. That is why i choose to write about lighter, fun topics more than all the difficulties I went through! I'm Crazy Mom of Twin Boys, my TWINADOES - Chirag and Chitransh ...! Together we learn new things and explore new meltdown points of each other... I don't look for friends anymore, for I have personally given birth to my monster partners of Crime!!! A trained Counseling Psychologist by qualification, I am now a Quirky SAHM and a Creative Content Writer, whose world revolves around an awesome husband and 2 ruckus makers.
4th one hahahaha
Ek select karne per baaki sabke sath justify nahi hoga, sawal bada ye hai ki itne mast quotes kahan se laaye 😂😂 💯💯 related hain
5 and 10th one i like the most among other eight which are awesome.
These are all so true and relatable although not a parent of twin😊👍🏻
I always loved your witty quotes on the insta feed.. and these are indeed some awesome ones.. had a good laugh reading 😊
This is too good !! All the quotes are my favourite yar !! I mean everyone thinks of these at some point, but processing them into a fun thing is a talent of another level !!
Hahaha! So funny and so easy to identify with, as a mother. Loved the post!
I certainly had a good dose of laughter reading these! Thanks for sharing! 😂😂😂
These are really witty quotes Prisha! I enjoy reading your posts
Haha, I had a good laugh with all, but the best one was Amarjancy mein gao jana padega. That’s a heartbreak no woman wants! 😉
Haha you cracked me up especially with gao jana padega…some honest ones abt motherhood though